Heaven
A Muslim bomb-maker blew himself up and went to heaven, where he met George Washington. Washington said “You tried to destroy the country that I founded!” And proceeded to beat the living shit out of him.
Then he met Thomas Jefferson who said “People who support tyrants are the reason I wrote the Declaration of Independence!” And proceeded to beat the living shit out of him.
Next came James Madison, then John Adams. The Muslim was lying in a pool of his own blood, exhausted, defeated...when he saw an angel pass by. He said to the angel “This is not what I expected to find in heaven!” The angel said “Muhammad warned that if you die for jihad you will be greeted in heaven by 70 Virginians. What part of that didn’t you understand?”
Monday May 22, 2006 - 01:14am (MDT)
Then he met Thomas Jefferson who said “People who support tyrants are the reason I wrote the Declaration of Independence!” And proceeded to beat the living shit out of him.
Next came James Madison, then John Adams. The Muslim was lying in a pool of his own blood, exhausted, defeated...when he saw an angel pass by. He said to the angel “This is not what I expected to find in heaven!” The angel said “Muhammad warned that if you die for jihad you will be greeted in heaven by 70 Virginians. What part of that didn’t you understand?”
Monday May 22, 2006 - 01:14am (MDT)
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