The Plan
A guy walks into a bar and sees Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld sitting at a table in the corner. He walks over and says, "Hey, I'm surprised to see you guys here. Can I ask what you're doing"?
Bush says, "We're planning World War III". The guy asks if can hear the plan. Cheney says, "We can't give you the details, but generally speaking we intend to kill 170 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits".
The guy is stunned and asks why they would want to kill a blonde with big tits. Rumsfeld says, "Do you see Mr. President? It's like we were telling you. Nobody gives a shit about 170 million dead Muslims".
Saturday May 13, 2006 - 11:02am (MDT)
Bush says, "We're planning World War III". The guy asks if can hear the plan. Cheney says, "We can't give you the details, but generally speaking we intend to kill 170 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits".
The guy is stunned and asks why they would want to kill a blonde with big tits. Rumsfeld says, "Do you see Mr. President? It's like we were telling you. Nobody gives a shit about 170 million dead Muslims".
Saturday May 13, 2006 - 11:02am (MDT)
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