Perspective

A 13 year old boy comes home from school and tells his mom "I just had sex with my English teacher today!" The mom says, "I don't even know what to tell you. Let your father deal with this."

The dad comes home and the kid tells him what happened. He says "Son, you're a man now. Let's go celebrate. I'm going to buy you a new mountain bike and we're going to ride into the store for some ice cream!"

The kid says "The ice cream sounds good. I don't know about the bike ride though. My ass is really sore."

Friday May 19, 2006 - 05:34pm (MDT)